"She makes my hearts feel like they're being microwaved," said the Doctor. "Then I can't breathe, and I have to stop talking, and she always wins whatever argument we're having." Amy snorted. "Sounds like you're in love."

"And besides, I've gone on plenty of dates before." "Yes, and as I recall, those dates ended with one-night stands and you never making any actual emotional connection," Rory pointed out. "Do you really think it's wise to go on a date again? You've got kids." River took a sip of tea and swallowed. "The Doctor's not like that." AU. Eleven/River.

"Sweetie, there is a car coming at us, because you are driving on the wrong side of the damn road!" River shrieked at the top of her lungs. The Doctor saw the headlights of the car and swerved, narrowly avoiding a collision.

She remembered that her mother had listened to her father… Except she didn't. She didn't remember. Her father had left them when she was little, so she couldn't possibly remember her father laughing and smiling and twirling her around a brightly lit console room. OC-centric.

"Howdoyoukissawoman?" the Doctor asked in one breath, sitting down on the chair next to Rory.

She burst out laughing, so hard that her curls bounced and her shoulders shook, and when her hysterical giggles had finally subsided she looked up and said very seriously, "That was the worst pick-up line I've heard in a century."

Hermione had never been one for simplicity. Oneshot. Fremione.

When the Doctor gets a second chance with Rose courtesy of a mysterious alien, he decides to wait until the right moment to tell her how he feels about her. But a right moment is difficult to come by when one travels in the TARDIS, and the moments after are uncharted territory. He loves her and she loves him-what could go wrong? Anything and everything, that's what.

"I don't want time and space, I want Harry to stop being a prat and tell me whether he wants me anymore!" Oneshot.

"Mercy kill." "Potato potahto. Queen to e-5, checkmate."

By the time he's put on his shoes, the sun is shining brightly through the curtains of the Ponds' guest room. River yawns softly on the bed, and the Doctor hurries over to check on her. "Hey," he whispers, gently shaking her. "River. Hey. Ready to get married?"

"I'm not seeing it." "Of course you don't. Rory's your husband and River's your daughter. You want to believe that everything's all right and nothing needs fixing. In actuality, River and Rory would need nothing short of a Christmas miracle to have a father-daughter relationship together." The Doctor takes it upon himself to fix River and Rory's slightly strained relationship.

Matt doesn't do one night stands, so he's taking River out on a date. Rose travels with John in a strictly platonic sense, but their friends sent them on a couples cruise instead of Brazil. Thursday will prove to be extremely interesting, and whatever comes after might just be even better. Multi-chapter. Ten/Rose, Eleven/River. Complete!

Clara abruptly realized that she had never seen the Doctor with that light in his eyes. Sometimes she'd catch a sort of softness when he looked at her, a fondness, maybe even love, but nothing like the way he looked at River—as if the space-haired archaeologist was the center of his universe.

It was past her bedtime, the stars were twinkling, and three-year-old Melody Pond was sitting on her bed and writing to the man who lived in the attic. Not that there was an attic, but he said that he lived up high and so she guessed it was an attic. That's about the highest you could get.

She was sort of his friend, not really, and she was damn annoying when she flounced in with her curls and flew his TARDIS better than him. But she was also soft (as he'd discovered when she fell on top of him in that gorgeous black dress) and beautiful (with or without makeup and high heels) and clever (annoyingly so) and so could you really blame him for being attracted to her?

They're a family and they always will be. Written for Morning Lilies' Connect the Weasleys Challenge on HPFC. Rated T just in case.

Rose didn't want the metacrisis, and he left as soon as his TARDIS was fully grown. Three years later, he comes back in his new TARDIS, and Rose practically leaps into his arms. The only catch? She believes he's the original Time Lord who she went on all those adventures with, and as she falls head-over-heels in love with him the Doctor must decide whether to continue the charade.

AU. Aurelia Lily McGonagall. Scar on her forehead? Nope. Messy black hair? Nope. Almond-shaped green eyes? Nope. It's no wonder no one connects her with her brother. Even if she's fairly popular, she's somewhat overshadowed by Harry Potter. But she takes comfort in the fact that she has her Moony and her Mum and her two best friends, one of whom might be turning into more.

AU. Oneshot. Neville and Sirius share a conversation after the events of the Ministry. Written for the Platonic Relationships Competition on HPFC.