To boost ratings, Ozu demands a "sexy fanservice beach episode", to the horror of Guano and Mitsuki. Meanwhile, Mikey is miserable after a breakup. Oh, and Guano gets hammered. JOIN THE LILYMU CREW on this ridiculous adventure! Written like a real episode...my first real Kappa Mikey fanfic in over a decade!
Medic and Heavy have no money, no gas, and no way to escape the gas station. Time to take drastic measures.