Sytry and Dantalion are fighting over which one of them William loves more. They decide the only way to come up with an answer is to make a bet as to who can kiss William first. Meanwhile, William has no idea what's in store for him…
Edward Elric has an interesting life as a merman, but it's not enough for the perpetually curious alchemist. He's convinced life is better on land, especially after rescuing a handsome man from a shipwreck. Can the sea witch solve his problems, or will Ed be trapped in the ocean forever? Parody of Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Somehow, a normal day of watching TV leads to Edward getting engaged. But with Roy as the groom, getting to the wedding day might be a bit of a challenge. Sequel to Nights are Long on a Road Trip.
A small collection of unrelated RoyEd fics. In each one, Edward has the unfortunate experience of losing one of his five senses: smell, sight, taste, touch, and hearing.
Having a baby on the way, having to keep the identity of the father a secret, not wanting his coworkers to know, and falling even more in love with his boss than he already was…Edward's got a lot of problems. Mpreg.
It was a normal day at the office, until he got the news. And now Roy can't stop seeing his blonde everywhere he goes, no matter how hard he tries to stop the hallucinations.
Father has combined two more homunculi, this time to create a deadly weapon that he unleashes upon Central. The State Alchemists (now with Alphonse Elric among their ranks) are called in to stop the homunculus, but Edward has to come to terms with the fact that he can't use his alchemy to fight anymore. Ed begins to fall apart emotionally, and will be saved only by a sacrifice.
Edward is a junior at Central High School…and so is Envy. This high school takes sexual education to the next level, but Ed doesn't realize just how intense the class is going to be until he is paired up with Envy. Modern day high school AU.
Castiel wants to take part in some human traditions…but as Dean soon finds out, the angel isn't quite prepared to take on crafting supplies. Not without causing a little stir, at least.
It's Valentine's Day, and, as always, Dean has made some plans. Plans neither he nor Castiel are thrilled with, and this time, Cas is going to put a stop to all this nonsense.
Set during "Sam, Interrupted." Dean is trying to deal with the insanity the wraith caused in him, and just like always, his angel comes to set him straight.
It's Christmas in Amestris, and the military is hosting an event for the citizens of Central. Due to sheer luck (or lack thereof), Roy Mustang is forced to play the part of Santa Claus, and he has ask all the children what exactly they want for Christmas…including a certain tiny alchemist he didn't expect.
As the top alchemists in the military, Roy Mustang and Edward Eric are prime candidates for dangerous missions. Trained for anything, they still might be a bit surprised when they have to go undercover…in a nudist colony.
Road trips are great, especially when you're surrounded by friends. But sleeping away from home, out of your own bed, can be really strange. What happens when Roy, Havoc, Breda, Falman, Fuery,Alphonse, and Edward all go on a trip across Amestris together? Modern day Amestris AU.
Edward wants Roy Mustang, but you can't always get what you want. So he'll take the next best thing, even if that means a shape shifter. Meanwhile, for Envy it started as a meaningless fling, but now that his feelings are taking a more serious turn, he can't stand what he has to do to stay with Ed.
It's Roy and Ed's six month anniversary, and Edward has something extremely special planned. But Roy's gift never gets delivered, because when he comes home, he's with another man.
SEQUEL TO SOLD/BARTERED. Edward is distraught after losing Roy, and goes on a rather risky rescue mission. The mission succeeds, but Father isn't done yet, and continues to unleash new homunculi on Central, with a twist that will leave Ed and everyone else reeling.
Edward swings from a tree, the classic picture of a young, happy boy. He is thinking about Roy pushing him propelling him gently through the air, but it's just an illusion. Roy isn't there, and Ed will do anything to get to where he really is.
After Father is taken care of, Edward returns to Central with Alphonse. All seems peaceful, until Ed ends up in the hospital—for self-harming. Edward doesn't want anyone to know why he did it, but he'll have to in order to heal. AU after Brotherhood where Envy lives.
Edward Elric has a dream that he can give up his alchemic abilities to get his brother's body back. Just after doing so, he mysteriously disappears for months, only to be found in a whorehouse, having been sold into sexual slavery. He may be safe, but so many questions remain: who sold him, why won't Ed talk to anyone about it, and can he recover?