Luna's not quite ready to hear confessions of love on her wedding day. Not from her ringbearer. Or her friend. Same person, today. But it's going to be ok... eventually. Neville's timing is just off.

Blaise Zabini looks so far down on muggles, that he's actually sort of looking up to them.

It, honestly, is beautifully bold. But Nott is left with the impression that he's trying to save an ice cube from the cold.

He does anything and everything to get people hooked on his product. But he also offers the special service of getting them off.

Romance and seduction are skills. Skills can be taught.

Lovino Vargas falls in love in an elevator. And yeah, he's aware that it ain't necessarily orthodox, but if you'd like to tell Cupid how to do his job, be his guest. [Nyo!SpainxRomano]

It takes the end of the world and then seven years for Matt to realize that his relationship with Mello might not be healthy.

They resemble young volcanoes. Explosive with passionate emotions. Post-war. T for safety

Remus writes a letter that Harry will probably never even read. Disclaimer.

"It's rediculous! Absolutely horrible, lewd, INDECENT! It's... why its heliohedonistic!" Sharkann'll show Ja'far heliohedonistic.

He loves Morgiana, really, he does. But having any sort of sexual relationship with her will be the death of him.

The reason Sharrkan loves swords more than magic and will fight to the 'till-Ja'far-bans-drinking (arguably worse than death) to prove it.

Matt and Mello would like to use safewords and aftercare and have a safe BDSM relationship, But the fact of the matter is that it's always better if they don't.

Sinbad is a good king. The best that Ja'far has ever known of. Just, benevolent, wise. All backed by a kingdom that loves him. But even the king misses things. That's why he has a Prime Minister. That's why he has Ja'far.

Alfred don't have the greatest parents. His life's pretty shit, now. Doesn't stop him being a hero. And it helps that his own hero lives on his balcony- a vagrant named Matthew Williams. He always steers Al right when he's not sure he can be Superman.

Jafar really needs to think about how he words things. Or he really needs to expect less from his king. A lot less, because that would be the only way to cope with Sinbad's naked form on his bed after work hours.

It's vicious here, in Napoli. Behind the sandy Amalfi coast, people drown in concrete shoes, and in the fields of pretty yellow sunflowes, poor suckers get aired out with the assassin's special. But Lovino's family is broke and he's willing to do anything to change it. So he joins the Mob.

Mello has never been a girl. But he ain't exactly a guy either.

"Je n'ai pas jouer du violoncelle." "Vous me rappeler d'un seul," If Chelles is his Cello, then doesn't that make him a Chellist? [Some French text]

Moments when Sinbad has the gravitational pull of the sun. And really, it's a sin that he's such a bad person.