When Jamie, a British ghost, is on his way to his Spanish lessons in the London train station, he gets on the wrong train and makes his way into the Wizarding World. Will he get back home in time for his lessons, or will he have to stay at Hogwarts for the year?

One man shows you snapshots of his life and his struggle between light and dark as he tries to become a potions master and fulfill his destiny

When Snape hears music late at night in Hogwarts, he goes to investigate and meets a cellist whose appearance is quite similar to his. The cellist is ill and annoying, inviting several of his friends into the castle and annoying the heck out of him in general. Will Snape be able to get rid of this man before he wakes up the school and gets him ill, or must he face the consequences?

CONTAINS SPOILERS! Join Harry Pottyah and his friends Rob Weasels and Hermyknee Ranger on a mostly epic adventure-with some minor typos and many caps lock-to defeat the evil that is the Deaf Ears and Lord Moldywart! Important Note-This fanfiction is not written to make fun of any of the Harry Potter characters, books, movies, etc. It is just meant to be a funny twist.