Merope's life, from birth to death, and in between, this is her story.

Harry makes a bet, Binns cries, and Ron loses one-fifth of his life savings, but it was worth it.

Remember in PoA, when Hermione points to Lupin's case on the train? The inscription on the case was described as old and peeling, but he had only known he was going to be a professor for a month at most. I always wondered about that, and this story popped into my head. One-shot.

Seven of the weirdest, wackiest pairings I can come up with. Lots of silliness.

What the title says. Please remember that this was written at midnight on a sugar high, so, yeah.

In order to consider yourself a soldier in the Mary Sue War, you must first pass this class. A My Immortal rewrite.

Exactly what it sounds like. My Immortal, with commentary.

What I think would have happened if Harry had been in Slytherin. He wouldn't have been free form Dumbledore's manipulations, Snape wouldn't become his father-figure, Draco Malfoy wouldn't have been his best friend. Very dark, very AU, very OOC.

Pretty much what the title says.

Salazar Slytherin never forgave. He never forgot. And he carried the locket with him always.

As the boy cries and throws tables at him, he realizes, perhaps for the first time, that what he has done to him is truly Unforgivable.

Some of the most ridiculous wizards in history are on these...

The moment we've all been waiting for... The Dursleys are getting their comeuppance at last.

Harry's been reading fanfiction, and he's not happy.

After many years in hiding and nearing his death, a darker Harry looks back on his life. He regrets nothing.