The fake April Fools chapter of HPMP reposted as a one shot after it was removed. As this is essentially a side story, I would recommend reading the original story first. That is, I would, but I honestly don't think it will help any of you to comprehend the utter insanity in here. Best of luck, hope you make it out in a healthy mental state.

Harry Potter, with rare mathematical and scientific genius, discovers his own unique brand of magic that operates on a completely different paradigm from everyone else in the wizarding world. Having gained both friends and enemies, he prepares to fight against a mysterious and dangerous organization that attacked him without provocation. -Heavy AU.

Like the title suggests, a compilation of short, humorous side-stories/omakes that take place in the HPMP universe but don't actually happen in the story. This will be updated irregularly at my whims, but each chapter is its own story so there won't be any cliffhangers. You should probably read Harry Potter, Magic Programmer before reading this, as it will make far more sense.