A retelling of the Chamber of Secrets movie. More than just a book-movie comparison, it mocks the actors, the inconsistence plot, and the sh**ty prop making! If you read, you get a cookie! Come on... don't you want a cookie?

What happens when you think about Quidditch ... and then add a whole load of random objects and things? This story happens. How big are the crowds at a Hogwarts Quidditch game, and what went wrong with that bludger? and WHY wont Ron get OFF the pitch!

A soon to be collection of quidditch fics. Mostly set in the World Cup league. These arent really meant to make much sense, im just letting the characters in my head free. Chap 3: MINI CHAP WHILE I WORK ON THE NEXT ONE! Australia team stats

This is my version of the MarySue parody fic. First one: Hogwarts is attacked by MarySues, Hermione's POV. Second: Ginny is fed up with being labelled a MarySue, and has decided to do something about it. Rated for violence and language!

They’d sworn to stick together forever, how were they to know that fate had plans to tear them apart? Remus’ thoughts on the deaths of his friends, the Marauders.

About the Black family. 1st: a strict and firm lifestyle. A confined and lonely childhood. A cold and lifeless adulthood. 2nd: What would she whisper to the darkness, her only friend, her only comfort?

This is what would happen if i went to Hogwarts. I've put myself into the Harry Potter universe, BUT i am in no way a Marysue! PLEASE NOTE: this is not a romance, repeat, not a romance!

Potions turns into a rugby match. Completely random, hopefully amusing.