Rewind. Before New Earth. Before New Earth and before the mutiny. Before Tigh and Sam, the Chief and Tory. Before Dualla's brains all over the wall, the gloom and waste of a dead planet. Before Earth. Before a resurrection. Before the algae planet and the Eye of Jupiter and an affair that was over before it really began. Before the second exodus. Before the occupation. Stop.

Something isn't right at the Ministry, and it's up to Specialist Detective Aurors Granger and Parkinson to figure out what it is. When an attempt at skiving off lands them right in the middle of their actual investigation, will they believe what they're seeing?

An A-Z of Hermione Granger, featuring as many ships, genres, and characters as I can cram into 26 one shots, drabbles, and ficlets.

Three years ago he defected, offered his services as a double agent for the good guys, began risking everything to take down the crazed blood supremacists. Three years ago, he met her properly, not just in passing with a random insult. Three years ago, he met someone who made him believe there was more to life than just existing.

They were both sick of Wizarding London, but is their contractor and client relationship a mere coincidence, or something more nefarious?

I need... something. I need blood and flesh and heritage and someone to look after me. A soul. A soul to inhabit the cold shell I have become. I have been ignored for too long. I must show them. I must show them what I can do, how I have grown. How I can fix everyone, make them good and pure.

Combining variables works in very specific situations but really, it's a recipe for disaster. For Hermione, it's decision time, and cutting someone loose could cause even more chaos. Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' series

Hermione Granger: Unspeakable. Intellectual. Adultress. She's got herself in a real pickle, and the deeper she falls into the moral void, the more difficult it's going to be to salvage what's left of her relationships. Scorpione with a side of Dramione angst. Part of the Modal Realism in Practise series.

Politics, banking, and moral ambiguity don't mix. Especially when you're from a parallel universe, and a mountain of galleons have just mysteriously appeared in your newly opened vault. Part of the Modal Realism in Practise series.

What inherent personality traits define a person? Are we products of nature or nurture, and would it be arrogant to assume either? In a reality where things are the same but different, how far will Scorpius go to get what he wants? Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' series.

We regret to inform you that the Ministry of Magic elevator network is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by for assistance. Draco and Hermione get stuck in an uncooperative lift. Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' series AU.

Hermione Granger is a stickler for timing. Appeased by symmetry and accomplishment. So why when all these things line up, does it throw her entire world off its axis? Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' alternate universe.

Draco and Hermione have never been normal. For them, normal is baseless insults, ridiculous arguments, and dealing with increasingly absurd work problems. Mundane for them, is the complete opposite. Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' alternate universe.

Somebody always feels sorry for the black sheep. Although this year, empathy is about to meet design, and the results are going to be... interesting.

Hermione let out a shaky breath and slid her hands up his chest to rest on his shoulders. Looking him in the eye with false bravado, she spoke firmly, "My magic wants you, Sirius, not me."

He's met the woman of his dreams... shame all he has to show for it is a shoe. Written for the GE Fairytale Challenge 2011

Hermione is exceptional at her job. Shame her personal life and Sirius Black keep interfering. #14 in the Monsters 'verse.

Mysterious pygmy puff appearances, inappropriate secretaries, and irritatingly intuitive fathers. Just another day in the life of Hermione and Draco. Part 3 in the 'Monsters in the Parasol' series.

Purebloods have the worst luck. Part 10 in the 'Monsters in the Parasol' series.

She took a breath and ran her hands down the front of her skirt, the motion not only straightening out the creases, but also removing some of the sweat from her palms. Hermione drops by the hospital, part 15 in the 'Monsters in the Parasol' series.