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  • Peace

    Everything that could possibly go wrong that day does. Outlaw Queen wedding day one-shot.

  • Karma

    For Regina, night and day it's always this: "Make the fire, fix the breakfast, wash the dishes, do the mopping." She goes around in circles feeling very, very dizzy until, one day, someone makes her stop. The story of a maid, a man and her fairy godmother. An Outlaw Queen Cinderella AU.

  • Blue

    And why, Robin wondered, had he been cursed to raise two children who had both known the loss of a mother? Sequel to Daughter, from the Alphabet series.

  • Condoms

    Hook requires some assistance in a certain aisle of the grocery store, but Robin has other things on his mind.

  • Kleptomania

    Things begin to go missing from Mr. Gold's shop, and he suspects that a dimpled little thief might have something to do with it.

  • Alphabet

    Robin and Regina thrown into twenty-six different circumstances of love, hate, and everything in between, with varying levels of fluff and angst. Outlaw Queen moments in a series of one-word prompts, from A to Z.

  • Private

    Robin and Regina caught in a rare but rather public display of affection, from an outsider's perspective. Based on an Outlaw Queen Tumblr prompt.

  • Spoken

    A series of Outlaw Queen one-shots based on bits of dialogue, ranging from missing year Enchanted Forest to Storybrooke domesticity. Added bonus of Regal Believer and Dimples Queen. Rated T to M.

  • Under

    Regina doesn't venture beyond the underworld often, but she always manages to escape the attention of the other gods when she does—until, one day, he sees her. And there's nothing she can do to soften the blow when Robin, son of Demeter, falls head over heels. Nothing she can do when their love crosses the stars and starts a war between the cosmos, except fall hard and fight back.

  • Clean

    Roland refuses to get out of the bathtub. Enchanted Forest, missing year.

  • Morning People

    Regina is a morning person. Robin is most definitely not. Won't even budge when the five o'clock alarm goes off. Until she devises a plan of action that he'll have a much harder time sleeping through...

  • Jealousy

    Robin eyes the handsome young man with an elbow on the counter and a smile directed Regina's way, hears her laugh in a way he hasn't for a long, long time. And he sees green. One-shot of domestic OQ, post season 4A. Based on a prompt from SweetieR.

  • Revisited

    Two weeks and one very angry, stubborn fairy later, Regina's back at the tavern door, drawn to it by the promise of a fate that can be hers if only she will let it. The missing page xxiii and beyond. Tavern AU.

  • Debt

    It always happens when she least expects it, when hope is but a four-letter word and all the quarters in the world aren't going to bring Robin back to her. Season 4A post-finale oneshot.

  • Hidden

    Robin doesn't think anything of it at first, when she slips away for an hour or two at a time after supper, but it turns out these late night meetings are not the only thing she's hiding from him. Sequel to Kleptomania.

  • Lake

    The queen bathes. A thief interrupts. Missing year Enchanted Forest.

  • Caught

    He'd come to the castle to rescue his friend, nothing more, but his heart has other plans when he meets the Evil Queen, and the feeling she stirs within it is one he won't soon forget.

  • Alternatives

    Maid Marian's return sets off a string of unfortunate events, leading Regina down an unexpected path exploring the ultimate 'what if' of her past with Robin Hood; she realizes she has her own choice to make about the fate of her happy ending.

  • Smirk

    Robin Hood shuts the Evil Queen up with a kiss. Regina is determined to wipe that smirk off his face, but ends up getting more than she bargained for. Set in the Enchanted Forest during the missing year. One-shot.