I'm gonna tell you a story. The oldest story in the universe. The only story in the universe, and the shortest, too. Three words. With three simple words I can sum up every story you'll ever hear. Does that sound scary to you?

Long story short, I met a boy. It happened to be a 300 years old dead teenager with weird winter super powers.

Did I ever tell you about the time I joined Starfleet? No? Would you like me to? Okay. Well, first of all, I think 'joined' is not the right word here. Because let me tell you, getting yourself accidentally beamed on board the Enterprise is not an easy thing to do. Especially when you're a college student from the 21st century Earth.