All Theo wants is real romance. But all she gets are fast calls and empty loves. Unfortunately love is more than basic run of the mill dating. It's messy and it's painful. Like birthing a walrus painful. Is the single life her destiny? Or will something out of the ordinary finally give Theo the security and comfort, she's been looking for? (Unrelated Mass Effect characters)Rated MA

Repercussions of Shepard's actions ripple dangerously across the galaxy. Garrus hunts down an old enemy and comes face to face with the truth. The Alliance is painted in a new sinister light, with the hybrid struggling to accept what she is. Can she protect her family and friends from what's to come? Or will Satima be given a new lesson in the cruelty of this universe?

Two detectives,one goal. The gang Reaper and its leader Saren, is taking control of the citadel. After the attempted murder of her partner, Detective Shepard teams up with a headstrong C-Sec cop to find justice. But is her partner safe back on earth? Was it an inside job all along? Does a fetish turn into a romance?T-Language/slightly suggestive.Half non-canon/romance/Humor/Enjoy!