The immortal Naruto Namikaze, bored out of his mind by the tedium of immortality decides to investigate the odd happenings in England. He discovers a whole hidden society to mess with and an immortal dark lord to destroy.

Hermione asks a question in History of Magic and gets an answer she never expected.

Shirou is alone, sealed in a dark room, his circuits surgically removed for study. He has always been a failure as a magus, and this is the worst case scenario, but his captors missed one detail, and Shirou isn't one to give up.

hey say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.