A childish Muggle game ends up revealing more than what either Draco or Hermione expected of each other on their last day at Hogwarts.

"I love my husband very much, Detective Malfoy," she says as she leans into me, her warm breath caressing my ear. "I would do anything for him." A Muggle film noir spin on a Dramione one-shot.

Hermione enjoyed her midnight excursions to the Prefects' bathroom, though tonight, she would be visited by an unwelcome intruder...

"I love my husband very much, Detective Malfoy," she says as she fiddles idly with my tie, her eyes flickering up at me. Leaning into my ear, she whispers, "I would do anything for him."