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CrimesOfADeadpool

  • Diagnosis:Lovesickness

    Deadpool waved his hand. "It's fine. It's like the voices say. Everybody hates me." "I don't … hate you." Spidey said in an exasperated voice. Deadpool perked up and leant over. "Ooh . Is that a confession of love? Let's run away together Spidey." [SpideyPool]

  • Till You're Locked in My Embrace

    [Cherik Ballet!Au] When Charles joins the Hellfire Ballet Group to replace one of their lead dancers, he gets paired with the irresistible Erik Lehnsherr. But Erik is rude and critical, and nothing Charles does seems to please him.

  • In Fair New York, Where We Lay Our Scene

    Tony and Steve have adopted a cute little boy named Peter. Phil and Clint have adopted a troublesome mutant named Wade. Wade can't help that he's fallen for his childhood friend. Peter can't help that Wade is actually pretty amusing. If only their parents saw it that way. Spideypool, Stony, Phlint, SuperFamily (Spiderman/Deadpool, Captain America/Iron Man, Coulson/Hawkeye)

  • New Year's First

    "Yes, now let's do the New Year thing," Wade said. "What New Year thing?" "You know, 'I haven't eaten all year', 'this is my first shower this year', 'I haven't had sex all year.'" Wade and Peter's first day of the New Year. Plus Wade's bad, bad, repetitive joke about the New Year.

  • Detention, Lunch and a Dance

    [SpideyPool High School AU] Peter wasn't sure what it was he'd done. Maybe they'd looked at each other too long, maybe he'd said the wrong thing. Maybe it was his scent. Whatever it was, he regretted it completely. [Also featuring Stucky, PepperxPeggy and a bunch of other side pairings.]

  • A Thousand Apologies

    Peter took a few ragged breaths. He had killed his boyfriend. That was definitely way up on the 'Bad Things for Boyfriends to Do' list. [SpideyPool, Spiderman/Deadpool]

  • A Wonderful Flag-Less World

    A series of short fluffy fics based off the song "A Wonderful Flag-Less World" (A world where there is only ever happy endings) /Alternatively:/ A look into the danger-filled lives of Spider-man and Deadpool (SpideyPool - Spiderman/Deadpool)

  • Morning Wood

    Groot and Rocket crash-land on a planet, and Groot decides to 'take care' of Rocket. Pre-canon. GrootxRocket

  • Research into Brazillian Wandering Spiders

    Or "Why Deadpool Shouldn't Have Access to the Internet". Wade makes a discovery. Peter wants to sleep. (SpideyPool - Spiderman/Deadpool)

  • Meeting in Public

    Peter is working on his laptop. Wade feeds off attention. SpidermanxDeadpool

  • Comfort in a Reconnaissance

    Sometimes heroes just need to relax. Deadpool is very good at helping people relax. SpidermanxDeadpool

  • The Five Things Deadpool Can't Live Without

    The Five Things Deadpool Can't Live Without. Including violence, porn, money and a certain superhero. SpidermanxDeadpool