Harry is quitting his paper route, but before he can leave he has to train the next person. Too bad it couldn't be someone he didn't know. HP/DM Slash.

Putting toddlers to bed can't be all that hard, can it? H/D

Potions can be dangerous. Especially when they explode. HP/DM Slash

They told him it was pointless; that he'd never come back. But Draco Malfoy didn't want to hear it. Because he knew the moment he let the words seep in, he'd believe them and then it would be truly over.

Draco is one of the "maids" from Cleaner Homes Inc, when he is hired by a mysterious author to do the weekly cleaning at his house. And if the strange butler isn't going to send him packing then the identity of his boss just might.

Just a drabble to prove I'm still alive. Unbetaed

Harry wants Draco to steal him a flower. All-Dialogue drabble...because my Muse still isn't doing ANYTHING.

Knitting is supposed to be relaxing, like golf. Draco Malfoy doesn't think it is. One shot drabble...'cause I was bored. xD

Harry is throwing a party for graduating Auror training. HP/DM Oneshot. This is a crack!fic; you have been warned.