Anna's hijinks and clumsiness have finally claimed a victim. Oneshot drabble-ish crackfic. Inspired by the parody.

To touch a dragon was to let it bewitch you. To befriend a dragon was treason. Yet Hiccup, training to become a dragoon of Ishgard, does so at the risk of persecution for heresy. He and Toothless will try to find their own peace. In this time of strife, as the Garlean Empire marches, Dalamud falls, and the Mother Crystal speaks, they will try. The Sixth Astral Era is ending.

AU It's 1942. A fifteen year old kunoichi discovers that she's a witch. Tom Riddle reluctantly recieves the honor of tutoring her up to class standard. Neither person will ever be the same.