Brokk, a college kid from Nevada, isn't doing so good. His girlfriend left him for a beach in Florida (like there isn't enough sand in Nevada), and he has a statistics project due tomorrow that he hasn't started. After using magic, he manages to get help. From Prowl. The toy version. Did I mention that this was a parody? OC story

The night that Perceptor fell down to Earth was a weird one. All Valerina wanted was for Perceptor to see something amazing. Percy, being Percy, got stubborn...but got dragged down anyway. OC story

Sonya, Lillian Wescott's aunt, isn't having the best time in her life at the moment. Even though she has Galloway on a leash, he could honk like a goose if he gets cornered by her too often. Her husband died, her niece refuses to date and her 'bodyguard' is a stalker in disguise. Will she ever get a break? OC story

Humans say that there are five stages of grief. Cybertronians say that grief is all war is. Humans say that war is love. What is love? What are the stages of love? Lillian Wescott says that love is a serious game in life, and that there are ten stages. Is she right? Most of the Cybertronians she has come to know and love don't think so. OC story