Harry had never been quite fine with his two best friend's relationship until he saw Hermione's library.
It's not saving the world, but it pays the bills and he gets to keep plants on his desk. Remus Lupin could get used to life in the muggle world.
Draco's mind is broken, Cedric is stressed, Umbridge is coming. Voldemort's a blood stain, for now. And Harry and Sirius? Well, they're just drunk, mostly. Sequel to Chaos, which you really should read first. Rated M for lots of swearing.
When an unconscious woman drops out of the sky in front of Draco Malfoy, he does the only sensible thing. He takes her home to meet his mother He just didn't expect her friends to come looking for her.
In the summer after his third year, Harry Potter finds a CD and changes the fate of the wizarding world. Punk Harry, so there will be swearing/smoking/drinking etc. H/D pairing. Don't like, don't read.
In which Ginny gets drunk a lot, Harry is an arse and Blaise is out to enslave the whole of the wizarding world through clever book marketing.
Ginny Weasley had always known that the world was split up into two types of people: those who were scared of thunderstorms, and those who were thrilled by them. And she had always known that she fell firmly into the latter category.
In which Harry Potter, master of death, attempts to get three of his friends and a door to listen to him, with varying degrees of success. And he might revolutionize the wizarding world somewhere in there as well. T for language.
The trio after the last battle. Set in the 'Chlaustrophobia' world. Not canon-compliant. Rated T for strong language.
Bill is meeting a girl in a broom closet, Snape just wants to take points from Gryffindor. But a fateful corner and a disruptive poltergeist creates an incident that would be hidden for years. Bonus chapter for Chaos but can be read alone. T for swearing.
They were together in death, she had chosen James over him, and he was left in life, alone and cold and scared and guilty. And always, always, surrounded by the scent of lavender.
Even as she was taken away, Pansy found some comfort that her Ginny was back, and a small laugh left her lips at the thought. Her Ginny. Her f*cked up Ginny. Rated M for sex scenes and bad language.
In which Hermione is oblivious, Cedric is a slut, and Ron is confused. Rated T to be safe.