Young Tom Riddle watches Dumbledore set his wardrobe on fire and thinks it's the coolest thing ever. From then on, Tom idolizes Dumbledore and becomes his teacher's pet. Dumbledore has no idea of how to deal with this. A Crack!fic-esque series of short, comedic scenes.

During the battle at the Department of Mysteries something unexpected happens and a knight from a place far, far away suddenly finds himself in the strange world of Harry Potter. How will Harry, as well as the rest of the wizarding world react to having a paladin thrust into their midst? Evil closes in on all sides, yet the Light still shines in the Darkness. Slight AU.