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  • Truth or Dare

    Christmas. Those who stayed over are bored pee-less. So a rather exciting game of Truth or Dare starts, and envolves a certain Severus Snape nearly choking to death...

  • Canticle, One against the Crucible

    While chasing a man in Knockturn Alley, Harry befriends a young prostitute pimped by her father for money. A severe accident leaves Snape in a coma and the new Potions Master isn't all he seems to be....

  • Of Sex, Drugs and Hogwarts as THEY know it

    This is Hogwarts as THEY know it. It is nothing like you've been lead to believe. Harry and Voldie are thinking up a plot to raise money and Sev is the only one who can stop them! Ron is improperly medicated! Hermione has no reflexes! Rated R for a reason

  • Chasing Shadows

    Short poem/story about Severus' feelings when he was at school. Rated PG-13 because it gives you slight suicidal tendancies, I'm afraid. Will get emotionally heavy in later chapters. Boohoo, boohoo.

  • Dearly Beloved

    Harry, Hermione and Ron take it upon themselves to work out the key to the mysterious chain of events that has been happening at Hogwarts recently. However, it seems that this is going to be more than an average Cluedo game...

  • SO Harry Potter

    Harry and his little depot are bored. Hermione, who is reading the autobiography of a TV presenter, comes up with an idea. Why doesn't Harry go on work experience? Dumbledore (foolish man!) has given them permission to host SO Harry Potter! at weekends, b

  • The Phoenix Feathers

    Rated R for some violence and horror. Set in Harry's fifth year, a dream sparks off the unraveling of a different story. Can the Hogwarts staff sort it out with help from the students? Or will it end in bloodshed, horror and ultimately, death?

  • What To Do When Your Best Friend Is A Mouse?

    Hello. I am 11 and off to Hogwarts. I didn't know my name 'till I was 11. I also don't know my dad. This is my diary. It's funny! If you lot are wondering about the mouse, it comes later.

  • Of Men, Madness and Mousetraps

    Evacuate Earth! The Mousetraps are Advancing! And the only people who can save the world are...Dun Dun DUN Sirius Black and his Mental buddies! Including Snape! I'll say it now, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

  • When Snape's life took a turn for the Worst

    This is a preview of a story I have been writing for a while. Snape has been bitten by a vampire and has become a vampire. He struggles with his double identity, but how long can he keep his humanity, now that he's ill? R/R please!

  • The side-effects of Avada Kedavra.

    Avada Kedavra has some strange side effects. Resulting in some rather amusing consequences. R/R, please!

  • Quirrell: Actions of Enslavery, Horror and Fear.

    My strange excuse for a brain came up with the idea that Quirrell was...well, you'll have to read it to find out, won't you?

  • A tale of Snape and Frozen Hell

    THIS NEVER HAPPENED! What never happened in Snape's past!!!