A letter from Remilia's vampire friend in France warns her to stay away from the abomination that is the Twilight series at all cost. Unfortunately, curiosity takes her the opposite direction and boy what happens. Violence and a swearing parisienne awaits. Combined elements from the Vampire Chronicles. AU of course. R&R!

They just want to be together, spinning and swaying to the sound of the fiddle in a dance of polka. Set in veeery late 19th century Savonia, Finland. Based on the Finnish old favorite Ievan Polkka. No leeks. Some Finnish potty mouths. Kaito x Miku, mentioned Luka x Gakupo

Because things just can't get crazier each day with the Princess and her friends. Series of unrelated humorous one-shots.