When you wish upon a star...well, this time it lands you smack dab in the middle of the Shire. You should have been careful what you wished for, because it came true, and now you are in for one serious adventure. (Reader narration, slow burn Thorin/reader)

Bilbo is frustrated that his companions do not see the beauty of Rivendell as he does. He makes up his mind to give his Dwarf friends a reason to view their Elf hosts in a bit more positive light in the best way he can think how: alcohol, and lots of it.

Fili and Kili's well-intentioned prank goes a bit awry, but Bilbo, ever the good sport, covers for them from their suspicious uncle. (Thilbo if you squint!)

After a celebratory boat race runs afoul of a school of Thunderdrums, Hiccup is left stranded on Outcast Island. Now he's trapped in enemy territory, which is par for the course, except this time he's out one prosthetic limb.