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Deep Forest Green

  • Draco's Dream

    Set during the summer between OotP and HBP. The ghost of Sirius Black comes to Draco Malfoy in a dream, and awkwardness ensues.

  • Chapter 21 and a half

    Set immediately after the trial. Jem lets off some steam and, right after discovering one unpleasant truth about the world he lives in, finds out another. Oneshot.

  • A Father's Lament

    (Ch. 1): Thénardier's last words to his daughter after learning of her death. (Ch. 2): Thénardier and Valjean have one last conversation at Cosette's wedding. Rated T for language. Disclaimer: Don't own, don't profit.

  • Boyfriend on a Cloud

    A parody of "Castle on a Cloud" that I think many of us can relate to. Pretty self-explanatory, I think. (A/N: I know the original song has four verses, but I'm going with the shortened movie version.)

  • Neville Longbottom: The Sorting Hat's perspective

    For anyone who has ever doubted that Neville Longbottom belongs in Gryffindor, the Sorting Hat would like to personally tell you otherwise. Rated for language.

  • The Unabridged Sorting Hat Poem

    This is what the Sorting Hat would have said if it had had more time. Eat your heart out, J.K. Rowling.

  • Seven Brave French Students

    My belated contribution to Barricade Day. A poem in honor of Les Amis, to the tune of "Seven Spanish Angels".

  • The Remus Lupin Files

    A collection of oneshots pertaining to the life of Remus J. Lupin, and the lives he touched. Mostly gen and canon-compliant. Missing scenes, in no particular order.

  • Frozen Song Parodies

    Exactly what it says on the tin. I know there's a ton of these out there already, but I thought I'd contribute!

  • What's This?

    Valjean's thoughts upon his arrival at the Bishop's house, to the tune of "What's This?" from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

  • Frozen Hogwarts

    Just a series of funny HP oneshots to the tunes of songs from Frozen. New update: Fixer-Upper!

  • The Beginnings of a Dream

    Just a short little oneshot about Fantine's childhood.

  • How Marius May Become Victor

    In which the line between fact and fiction becomes blurred. Rated T just in case.

  • Two Redheads and a Brunette

    Just a silly piece of Scarlett/Tarleton twins smut. Nothing graphic.

  • Do You Wanna Go Time Travel?

    Doc to Marty. A parody of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" from Disney's Frozen.

  • Bring Him Back to the Future

    In honor of the upcoming BTTF musical on London's West End, I humbly present a parody of "Bring Him Home" from Les Miserables. Sung by Doc to a sleeping Marty the night before the lightning storm.

  • In Real Life

    A parody of the song "In My Life" based on the premise that Cosette, Valjean, Marius and Éponine are all modern-day bloggers.

  • Oh Captain, My Captain!

    A glimpse into what Feuilly was thinking during Enjolras' speech about him at the barricade. My attempt to capture the thoughts of one of the more elusive Amis. Oneshot. Rated T for implied barricade violence.

  • The Paradox

    AU. Marty's priorities change after witnessing his parents at the dance. What if he decided they were better off without each other? What if the Doc had to persuade him to keep on existing? Oneshot, maybe slightly OOC Marty.

  • You Don't Know Me

    "You'll never, ever know the one who loves you so, 'cause you don't know me." -Cindy Walker. Three times Éponine took the opportunity to bare her heart to Marius. Each chapter is set on a different timeline. Rated T just in case.