Dear Not-A-Diary, today I killed my three-hundredth walker with a book. I also stepped on a nail, but it wasn't rusty, so I probably won't die from it, which is nice. The number of walkers at the fence keeps growing, I still miss home, and I haven't quite figured out if my gun did or did not speak to me last night, but on the plus side, Beth smiled at me today. All in all, a win.

Harry's world is flipped upside down when he is visited by a naked fairy on his fourteenth birthday. Finding out that he is a rare type of incubus known as a Choiceling is the least of his problems when he finds out just how drastically his life is about to change. How will young Harry manage an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive!

The war was won, love was in the air, and despite the toll that had been taken on the two, Harry and Hermione were happy together. But when young Mrs. Potter learns that she is with child, Fate pays the two a visit. Literally. The deity has come down to strike a bargain with the couple. Their task? The death of another world's Voldemort. The reward? Their unborn child's life.

Minor spoilers. After Eren's final battle with the female titan, which ends with less than stellar results, Mikasa confronts him while he recovers, and unearths a secret that will either make or break her. Adult themes, language, and situations. 18 Plus Smut.

"You understand, don't you, sweetie?" my mother asks, holding the needle tip of a syringe above one of my wide, blue eyes. "Compared to them, we're so horribly, hilariously, weak. Understand?" Her hands steady, and I know what's to come. "So really, we have to do this, baby, because we need to be stronger. You understand, right?" I just smile up at her tearfully. "I understand."

Twins were born as the seventh month died, altering the course of history forever. Together, Harry and Aster will face a slew of terrible challenges. Abusive relatives, life on the streets, becoming criminals by necessity, and moral ambiguity are old hat by the time the two Potters finally return to Wizarding Britain at seventeen. Warnings: Blood, Gore, Language, Abuse, and Incest.