After Hermione feels the stress of her upcoming O., she soon discovers that there is more than one way to relieve herself from her stress... WARNING: This fanfic contains; Sex, Rape, Beastiality and Highly graphic imagery that is unsuitable for young readers.

As punishment for upsetting Hermione, Dumbledore makes Snape pose as her fairy godmother and he must help her prepare for the yule ball, much to his annoyance. He mirrors the character that he reads about in a muggle story book known as, e disguise fools Hermione and she arrives at the ball in style but when midnight strikes things take an unexpected turn...