Smaug finds a blank book, ventures onto the Internet, and rolls in piles of gold. Totally bizarre, completely peculiar, AU craziness. Read at your own risk.

Eowyn is lonely as the only maiden of the Rohirrim. When Tauriel comes to Rohan's aid with the elves at the battle of Helm's Deep, the two of them form a closer bond than was expected. Movieverse. Rated T for some violence.

Boromir and lack thereof.