Eren falls into a routine with Armin. The only problem with it is that Armin has no idea.

Levi needs to covertly get some condoms, so he goes to the other side of town. It's totally pointless.

Eren's not gay. Neither is Jean. Nope, no, not even a little bit. There's no way they're going to do gay things together, because that would be gay. And they're not. Totally.

"It was a long story. Basically, it had started with a little bit of road head."

Armin has tried everything short of flat-out asking to blow him in the middle of Mrs. Valdez's second period class.