Two modern day Mercenaries who have long lost any wide eyed idealism and possess a dangerous amount of technology know-how, foreknowledge and genre savviness take the International Wizarding World by storm...or hostage but storm sounds nicer. (A somewhat serious AU take on parodies involving SI and changing fate. Expect chaos and things going pear-shaped. And swearing. Lots of it.)

Ash writes a brief overview of her history and credentials in a writing assignment on her first (and only) day at a muggle school and is hired by an unexpected source. Side-fic to the massively AU and SI centered story "Ashes to Ashes. School and Saturday morning is non-canon while poem is tentatively canon. Possible triggers: death, bombs, torture, mild incest (very mild)