You wait for hours for him to come back. He doesn't.

A mute Hermione meets a very, very young Lord Voldemort.

"What's wrong with me?" she whispered. Luna said quietly, "The same thing that's wrong with me." A story told in drabbles.

Five hundred years after he has outlived all of his family and friends, The Lord of the West finds a familiar face at the Higurashi shrine.

Mad-Eye Moody, the insane Auror past his prime, had the perfect plan: Trick Malfoy into getting Granger pregnant, forcing him to switch sides. Unfortunately, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned...

Draco had been right. Play with fire, you get burned. Swim in water, you drown. Attempt to rebel against Voldemort and you would die. Blackmail, Quidditch, evil, and destiny is what bound them together. And what broke them apart. Sequel now up! Whoot!

As the title of the Guide would suggest, you have just been deemed the most fortunate male on earth. You have now received my knowledge. Yay. Now what am I going to do about that bet on Granger I have with Blaise...

Neville had become – as Ginny had put it several weeks prior – hot. Rated T for Hippogriffs