What if The Timeline took a direction where the whole scenario was taken over by the Parody Monster? Freelance Detective Battler Ushiromiya, and his sane sidekick cousin Maria arrive at their Grandfather's Mansion, where the annual Ushiromiya conference is on. Only problem is, Prankster Witches, Genre Savvy Furniture, A Murderer, and their relatives are also attending. (Crackfic)