A collection of parodied Night Vale songs. You're welcome to use them if you follow the guidelines I've laid out inside. Enjoy!
"The militant ideals, intolerance, brash nature, and more were passed from you to Germany during your time together and affected the course of violent German tyranny." England cleared his throat. "Therefore, the state of Prussia, which from its earliest days has been a bearer of militarism and reaction in Germany, will hereby cease to exist."
"Consider me independent." England and America recount the Revolutionary War.
"All I've ever wanted was to be your equal, brother! To have even a bit of respect that I felt I deserved. You were always the one loved by many, always the favorite, father included. I wanted just a little of that as well; is that too much to ask, brother?" - Thor takes Loki out of imprisonment for a day's outing.
Long ago, in a land not far from here, there lived the Red Rose Princess, Yui...
A look into Yuuichi's mind as he took his last bow.
"I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent." Sherlock has been ignoring John for some unknown reason since Mary died. John is determined to get the answer out of him.