In which Lisanna comes home, Lucy is misinterpreted, Happy has too much catnip, and Natsu gets overzealous with a stamper. One-shot! Pseudo-parody of the "Lucy is Leaving" cliché.

Nothing like an untimely fire alarm to interrupt your late-night cramming for midterms. Forced out in the cold with all her neighbors, Levy makes a connection with someone sharing a random act of kindness. One-shot, modern AU

When Happy's teasing gets out of hand, Pantherlily takes it upon himself to give the little prankster a taste of his own medicine. Unfortunately, the little blue furball is resilient; fortunately, Pantherlily has some help. One-shot! Beware, contains fluff for several ships.

Tired of Juvia's constant clinging and obsession, Gray does what any sensible man in his position would do to get rid of her: ask her on a date. It goes just as one may expect; then again, maybe it goes as one may never have expected. When others decide to make Gray's business their business, they all learn the hard way that all's fair in this game of love, war, and fruity deserts.