A place to stash ideas I don't have the time or motivation to pursue, in case anyone wants to adopt them.
In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Bathilda Bagshot, or rather, "Bathilda Bagshot".
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.