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Right What Is Wrong

  • Kill It With…

    Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.

  • Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You

    One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)

  • The Name Is Not The Thing

    "Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)

  • Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament

    A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)

  • Going Through The Motions

    They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)

  • Mad Cap

    After Harry travels back in time, his Sorting doesn't quite go as planned. (Oneshot. Crack.)

  • Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist

    Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)

  • For The Greater Goof

    Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.

  • Wizard's Oath

    A collection of times the fanon idea of Wizard's Oaths would have proved useful in the canon world.

  • Not His Brother's Keeper

    In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.

  • Off The Rails

    Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.

  • Ah, But Why Not

    It turns out a Triwizard Champion can invite ANYONE to the Yule Ball as their date. So why not Bellatrix Lestrange? Fem!Harry and Bellatrix. Pure crackfic. Not to be taken seriously in the slightest. Oneshot. Acceptance of Whitetigerwolf's Black Date Prompt.

  • Ministry Decree 0B-V10-U5

    The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".

  • The Luck of the Cannons

    Ron has finally achieved his lifelong dream of playing for the Chudley Cannons - much to his misfortune. [oneshot, crack]

  • The Skrewt He Knows Not

    An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.

  • A Serious Hunt

    Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.

  • Summoning for Dummies

    An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.

  • Ron Weasley: Minion of Voldemort

    The walking pile of purple pasta requested his help, and who is he to refuse? /Parody; completely-unserious Ron-bashing/

  • Five Times Dudley Should Have Done Something

    /Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.

  • WRONG CHAMPION

    /Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.