"If he didn't know any better, Uryu would have suspected that Orihime was trying to kill him."

"Returning from Hueco Mundo without Orihime had been the most difficult thing Uryu had ever done." A 'sugar-free IshiHime' challenge from a friend, and possibly the angstiest thing I have ever written.

In which Ichigo Kurosaki ponders Orihime Inoue's romantic feelings for him, his own more brotherly feelings towards her and Uryu Ishida's rather less brotherly feelings for her. In short, All Love is Unrequited, and endgame is not a thing that exists.

Just what WERE Bambietta and that Vandenreich soldier doing in her room before she cut him in half?

Orihime Inoue demonstrates to Uryu Ishida precisely why he doesn't need to be worried about her walking home alone. Unrequited IshiHime. Moderate violence, played for laughs.

In which Rukia and Renji team up to write awful fanfiction pairing Ichigo with everybody according to a random-number generator. All Ichigo pairings will be lambasted, much brain bleach will be required, and many lols will (hopefully?) be had. Rated T for extreme crack pairings, questionable language, and things which may never be un-read. Don't say you weren't warned.

Uryu blinked, as though he couldn't quite believe what he was hearing. "Friends?" He enunciated the word slowly, rolling it around his mouth like it was some exotic new dish he was tasting for the first time. After a few seconds, he smiled at her. "Yes. I think I'd like that." Set during the Soul-Society arc. Very subtle unrequited shippiness, but basically a friendship fic.

"The pain was receding, slowly, slowly, and he watched in astonishment as his arm grew longer, millimetre by millimetre, as shards of bone, strands of lean, sinewy muscle and flakes of paper-white skin knitted themselves together, his stump of a wrist gradually lengthening as it reformed the shape of a slender hand beneath the soft golden glow of Orihime's barrier."

In which Vega needs a bit of help finding Altair. A short fic for Tanabata.

In which Katniss Everdeen eats some bread, Commander Up takes a bubble bath, Sherlock Holmes makes a brilliant deduction and Zaphod Beeblebrox is the Doctor. Flames will be used to toast Zaphod's crumpets.

It is Lily's fifteenth birthday and Snape has a present to give her. However, there is an obstacle between the gift and its intended recipient - James Potter.

An assortment of fluffy IshiHime ficlets prompted by Wiktionary's "random entry" button. Not chronological or in any sort of order. Chapter 18: "Laconic" - Communicating something big doesn't necessarily take a lot of words.

A pregnant Masaki Kurosaki and her squeamish husband make an appointment with Ryuken Ishida to set Isshin's mind at ease. Snark, revelations and fluff ensue. Rated T for Isshin's fundamental need to make everything in life a zillion times more awkward.

Captain Unohana is fed up of the other divisions pushing her subordinates around, so she has published a polite list of guidelines for the Fourth Division detailing how best to deal with their patients and reduce inefficiency. Rated T for subtle horror.

AU. After buying an old teapot from a woman at the market, Orihime Inoue finds herself the master of a sarcastic genie and learns that following the rules is difficult when you're not allowed to know what they are in the first place...

"If I were rain, That joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch, Could I join two hearts as well?" Orihime Inoue and Uryu Ishida discover that they share a common viewpoint.

In which Kakashi Hatake gets a promotion, and Obito Uchiha gets an embarrassingly cute nickname.

A kinkmeme fill. Prompt: Uryu Ishida has become Vandenreich leader and enforces some new changes... namely on the outfits. All women shall wear miniskirts and the men shall have better capes and buttons. Plot-bunny credit to the Anon who came up with the prompt.

"Why did I think that asking her out would be a good idea, again? This had to be a record. How embarrassing."

Looking back, Uryu would wonder how he could ever have found her to be annoying.