They'd asked the Dimensional Witch to grant their wishes once before, but she couldn't give them what they wanted. Now, they've come for her assistance again, but they've changed since then - and maybe she has too.

Ever hear about the time Hawkeye nearly coldcocked Mustang with her typewriter? Or about the first time Edward ever rode a horse? How about the infamous Men's Room Maintenance Affair and the Great Rat Plot? A catalogue of the various gag gifts, pranks and other moments of insanity that have gained notoriety in Eastern & Central HQ's.

Trying to maintain order in a gang of thieves that contains everyone from a super-genius turtle and a down-on-her luck Interpol agent to a French lounge lizard and people from the distant past is tough. To the rescue: the Corkboard Laws, a wacky list of do's and do-not's the Cooper Gang has developed from the day-to-day challenge of dealing with one another.

When Roy saves the life of Ali, a young Ishvalan boy, the child refuses to leave Roy's side until the life-debt he owes the Amestrian general is repaid. What starts as an annoyance for Roy and as a duty for Ali gradually changes as the two face the challenges of the post-Promised Day world together - and find something in each other that neither knew they were looking for.

When Arthur Kirkland was brought to Camelot in 489 A.D., he had no idea that he had just begun a journey that would take him across the world. He had no idea that he would live centuries after people he knew had died. And he had no idea how many times his heart would feel the joys of love - and all the pain that comes with it. His name is Great Britain. And this is his story.