With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.

Why go back when it's just as easy to go forward?

It is impossible to forever resist the siren's call. Eventually you, too, will be caught.

The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.

Her hands were ice, frozen solid against Harry's palms, and her face continued to pale until her skin became as white as bone. And the boy, the silver-tongued boy, smiled like a snake through it all.

AU - - - Thinkest thou heaven is such a glorious thing? I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou, or any man that breathes on earth.

On Harry's 10th birthday, he unwrapped the first presents he had ever been given from the Dursleys: a coat hanger, a pair of Uncle Vernon's old socks, and a locket.

Sticks and stones and feet belonging to arseholes may break my bones, but - bloody hell, Malfoy! Be careful where you shove that thing!

It's finally 7th year and Ron's wand breaks...again. What happens when a spell rebounds in Transfiguration...and Ron ends up accidently handcuffing Harry and Draco together? >D (Yes, I AM horrible.) [HP/DM]

What happens when Hogwarts finally gets a new DADA teacher that actually knows what they're doing? One that NO ONE is expecting? Spoof-ish and parody-ish and sarcastic (Draco: She means STUPID.) humor abounds.

Harry is thinking dark thoughts alone on the Astronomy Tower. What happens when a certain someone comes to pay him a visit? SLASH D/H Sap! (My very first HP slash fic! Enjoy! ^_~)

What would happen if Harry discovers that he actually had a twin sister all along? And that she was living in the US all this time? And then, suddenly, a tragic mystery happens? What insanity will ensue??? Read and find out!