In a broken post-war world Harry is committed to Mungo's with mental instability. His only way out is to take a position at Hogwarts where he can be watched by McGonagall. There he runs into another young wizard searching for refuge, can Harry make friends with Malfoy? And with talk of the Mudblood Army rising, is it even safe?

Voldemort is lusting over a certain House Elf; but can the old Dark Lord put aside his maniacal plans for the object of his affections? What would come of such a relationship? Purely for laughs read this insane mess and discover.