Steve/Tony, peripheral Clint/Natasha. In which our heroes play a game or two, and feelings get involved. So obviously not my characters. My first Avengers fic and it feels good, guys!

Harry/Draco. Reacquainted and it feels so good. Warnings: not my characters. Not epilogue compliant. Heavily involves karaoke and inner monologues.

Albus/Scorpius. Albus and Scorpius explain how their relationship began to their nieces and nephews. Grandfathers Harry and Draco help. A semi-Christmas story. I so clearly did not think of these characters on my own.

Eventual Harry/Draco. Seven years out of Hogwarts, Hermione organizes dancing lessons for all the rhythmless Ministry employees who attend those damn galas. Harry can't dance, and how fortunate that Draco can't, either. Not my characters, EWE, et cetera, et cetera.

Harry/Draco. Film & Scotch Saturdays at Harry's house are a new thing for Draco. Crying over fiction isn't. What a relief that he isn't the only one. Not mine, EWE, fluff, et cetera, et cetera.

Harry/Draco. Because writing a report regarding that werewolf outbreak in Sussex gets a lot less interesting when "Auld Lang Syne" is playing louder and louder and Draco Malfoy's perched on the edge of your desk. So out of season and so very fluffy. EWE. Not my characters.

Harry/Draco. Longer, fluffier sequel to Fictionland. It's been 60 days and the fan fiction-following couples are over and done, but that doesn't stop Harry from falling for the one person you always knew he would. EWE, not my guys.

Multiple pairings. Hermione introduces Harry to the world of fan fiction. Awkwardness, self-discovery, and uncomfortably burgeoning sexuality ensue. Takes place in Harry's eighth year and rejects all preconceived pairings. I didn't make these guys up.

Harry/Draco. Fluffy as all hell. Some things are inevitable. And this may not have been one of them at first, but thank the gods it ended up that way. Epilogue? What epilogue? These boys, they are not mine.

Harry/Neville, one-sided Ginny/Harry. Oneshot. What happens when what was meant to happen doesn't. This is sickeningly angsty. Not epilogue compliant. Not my characters.

Neville/Harry. Oneshot. A fifth year post-detention interlude in which our heroes compare battle scars and trade compliments and share small wonders together. Didn't make these guys up.

Neville/Harry. Dialogue fic. Snippets of conversations between the Boy Who Lived and the one who killed the snake. Other characters make cameo appearances every now and again. I didn't invent these guys.

Albus/Scorpius. When being Potions partners just isn't enough and all you can think about is a chipped front tooth or pale grey eyes. Epilogue compliant. These characters belong to someone much cleverer than I.

Neville/Harry preslash with some slash at the end. Prequel to "Brilliant." Relationships, mistakes, and good decisions past in the lives of Neville Longbottom and Harry Potter. I don't own these characters, and this isn't epilogue compliant.

Neville/Harry, Ron/Hermione. Sequel to Brilliant. When Ron and Hermione hit a rough patch, Neville and Harry do what they can to help while reexamining their own relationship. Not epilogue compliant, not my characters.

Rolf/Luna. Oneshot. She's disheveled and different, and he prefers it that way. Epilogue compliant. Not my characters.

Neville/Harry. Nine years is a long time for feelings to go unnoticed. Maybe he'll get around to it someday. This story rejects the epilogue and substitutes its own. Also, I did not, in fact, invent Harry Potter and his compatriots.

Oneshot. What Professor Snape has left to teach Harry. Not epilogue compliant. Characters aren't mine.

Harry/Snape. It's something everyone needs sometimes, whether you're a specky, scrawny git or a sallow-faced, hook-nosed man with a sour expression. Not epilogue compliant, not in the least. Note: I don't own these characters.