This story is set in an alternate universe of the Harry Potter series that will focus on the developing relationship between Ron Weasley and Lavender Brown and the disintegrating relationship between Ron and Harry and Hermione.

This is a fanfiction done in the style of Grant Morrison (Everything is cannon no matter how much it contradicts itself) In this story Harry and Hermione are Gothic nudists who must face the evil Lord Weasley who is trying to reestablish a hold on the wizarding world with the help of his concubine Bellatrix Lestrange and his sister/lover Ginny.

This story tells an alternative version of The Andy Griffith Show. Hotel Clerk/Choir Director/Play Director John Master replaces Barney Fife as Deputy, Andy and Helen break up and Andy starts dating Thelma Lou.