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  • Who Really Died In A Car Crash?

    Unhappy that the Dursleys never got theirs in "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows"? Well, if so, then is this ever the story for you! What, exactly, happened when the Dursleys were driven away from their home in that car? We aren't shown in the book, so we'll never know for sure, but if I had my way...well, you'll see.

  • Animaniacs VS Animaniacs

    Sequel to "Tiny Toons VS Tiny Toons" and "The Mink, The Mewer And The Music". Montana Max is sucked out of the TTA universe and into the Animaniacs one. After learning all he must, he promptly takes charge of the Warner Bros Studios by force and captures a group of toons so another group of toons will fight one another against their wills. Will he succeed where his mentor failed?

  • Scorpion Gets Down With The Sickness

    Post-Deception. Scorpion, though he has saved the realms from Onaga, still needs to make Quan Chi pay for killing his family and clan, and makes this evident to the Elder Gods in quite the badass and unexpected way before confronting the sorcerer. The song by the band "Disturbed" titled "Down With The Sickness" is parodied. Rated M for violence, blood and language.

  • A Powerful Tribute To The September 11th Attacks

    A six way crossover of Alpha And Omega, Swat Kats, Road Rovers, Balto, The Aristocats and Madagascar. Previously fictional characters enter real world NYC, but on the worst possible day for that sort of thing to happen, as they'll soon discover. Tribute to everyone who died or lost people close to them on the horrible, tragic, infamous, world changing day of September 11th, 2001.

  • The Mink, The Mewer And The Music

    Post-series. Though all is right with the Animaniacs world, Minerva Mink and Rita find themselves in a sudden predicament. But they have a potential solution which is as unexpected as it is funny! Will their acting on it end in success and fix things up? Find out in this tale! "Uncle Fucker" from the South Park movie is parodied. WARNING: VERY INAPPROPRIATE! Hence the M rating.

  • Guile's A Soldier

    Post Street Fighter IV. Guile finally finds the perfect way to get out the feelings of anger and vindictive hatred towards M. Bison he usually keeps contained under his stoic, army warrior-like attitude. And in front of an army store, ironically and fittingly enough. The song by rapper Eminem titled "Soldier" is parodied in this story. Rated M for language.

  • Sickness Scares, Surgery Scares

    Post-series. Furrball and Fifi find out that the reason for their hard, unhappy lives is more dire than they thought, and they need surgery to remove the source of said misfortune in order to survive. If they live through the surgery, their lives will become far happier and more favorable. If not, they'll die for real, their being toons notwithstanding. Can they make it through?

  • Undoing Umbridge

    Rewriting of the climactic scene in the chapter of Deathly Hallows titled "The Flaw In The Plan". Dolores Umbridge should have died in the final book, and I've thought of the ideal way for that to happen in this scene rearrangement. If you seek a version of that chapter and/or the book itself where Umbridge is killed off, look no further! I own nothing!

  • Freddy Krueger's Otherworldly Trips

    Multi-crossover, with A Nightmare On Elm Street and many other franchises involved, hence the Misc X-Overs. Freddy, as of late, is in the mood to go after some different targets than his usual Elm Street teenagers, so he makes an orb which gives him access to various fictional universes outside of his own. Which ones of his new targets will survive, and which ones will die?

  • Here Furrball Goes

    Post-series. Furrball experiences an unpleasant ordeal once more, and this proves to be his snapping point after so much as he's been through undeservedly and through no fault of his own. He runs away and takes a train ride to a Canadian city, followed by how he sings over how he's now starting fresh and happy about it. "Let It Go" from Disney's Frozen is parodied.

  • An Extremely Wonderful Life

    Post-series. On Christmas Eve, Spike is extremely upset and depressed after accidentally causing calamities and problems for his friends, to the point where he thinks it would have been better if he never lived. But Prince H learns of this and tries to convince him otherwise. Will he pull it off? Read this to find out. Parody/spoof of Frank Capra's movie "It's A Wonderful Life".

  • Christmas Carols Of The Four Houses

    On Christmas Eve during the events of "The Prisoner Of Azkaban", a contest is made by Albus Dumbledore that involves each of the four houses choosing a Christmas carol to sing a version of with somewhat changed lyrics, although still with the same tune. The winning house scores two-hundred-and-fifty points. Who will come out victorious, and who will finish last?

  • Pteranodon Pranks

    Post-series. It's a snowy, icy, cold day, and everyone but Bullzeye has found something to do. But Bullzeye finds a way to amuse himself...literally, and at the expense of his pals! How will they take it, and what will that mean for Bullzeye in the end?

  • Meg's Vicious Vengeance

    One day at James Woods Regional High School, Meg lures her worst enemy, Connie, over to where she is and delivers a vicious, merciless beatdown to her as payback for how she got bullied by her for so long. But beyond this, what will the beatdown in question result in for Connie D'Amico? Believe it or not, that's for you to choose! Read this first of chapters and see what I mean!

  • Rumpelstiltskin VS Dragon

    Post-series. Rumpelstiltskin gains magical powers after accepting an offer from one of hell's demons, escapes his cage prison and goes out to restart his attempts at conquering all. Dragon sees this and tries to stop him, but will she be able to when he's got these new mystical abilities of his despite how, if he didn't have them, he'd become a snack for her?

  • Tiny Toons VS Tiny Toons

    One day at Acme Loo, when every teacher there except for Yosemite Sam is sick and has to take a leave of absence, Yosemite Sam is left in charge of the school that day. And, true to form, he takes complete advantage of his newfound power and makes it so that the students have no choice but to fight one another. What will be the outcomes for each battle? Find out in this story!

  • Eddy And Christie Can Move It Like This

    Post-series. The heroes of the Tekken universe are throwing a party and celebration of sorts at Lili's mansion, but while it's great fun and a superb party, the really good part comes when Eddy Gordo and Christie Monteiro put on a show. One where they sing and dance with a lot of talent and style. "Move It Like This" by the Baha Men is parodied in this story.

  • No More Mr Potter

    Post movie. This is the perfect fanfic for you if you really wish Mr. Potter had gotten his just desserts in the end, which he sadly didn't in the movie. An unexpected accident occurs when Mr. Potter is having his bodyguard push him home from work after he says the last thing he'll ever say to George Bailey, and what does it result in for the two men? Read and see.

  • Alley Catfight

    Rewriting of the first Tigra/Kraven battle in Marvel Team Up # 67. And the way that the fight in question should have turned out, as opposed to how it fraudulently ended up being like. Recommended if you love Tigra and/or feel that she got the raw deal big time in the sixty-seventh issue of Marvel Team Up.

  • Death To Ecovillains

    Alternate outcomes involving the Ecovillains in the form of rewriting of various episodes. What if, in the episodes when the Ecovillains were really being bad even by their standards, which is saying a lot, Captain Planet had not given them their umpteenth chance and instead seen to it they got what was coming to them? Recommended if you TRULY loathe the Ecovillains unrelentingly.