Because Rowling isn't the only famous writer who has trouble with the days of the week…

One of Clarke's classic stories, as seen from the other end. (If you don't already know which one, I won't spoil it by telling you.)

Drabble. Same chapter and everything…

It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...

Drabble. There are, indeed, many disadvantages to serving evil...

Drabble, technically AU. Even small plot holes look big when you poke them with chopsticks.

A two-drabble glimpse into the true backstory of the Grey Lady. Requested by FPB (in 2004, admittedly, and not from me specifically, but what the hey).

Drabble. What a powerful and somewhat unscrupulous wizard, determined to keep Harry from being raised by the Dursleys, would quite certainly do, though the ones you read about always seem to overlook it.

Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.

Drabble. The way to a Dursley's heart…

Or, 13 things you didn't know about Luna Lovegood.

Drabble. The real reason why Mary Sues are always setting their caps at Harry.

Or, why Hufflepuffs understand History of Magic better than Ravenclaws do.

Drabble, more than slight crack. Dedicated to everyone who re-spells Voldemort's name this way, without reflecting on the consequences.

Sonnet. Teddy Lupin does some stargazing in Gryffindor Tower, and reflects upon a bygone kinsman.

Because plenty of people complained about the original "Arabian Nights" lyrics, but only one really mattered.

Drabble. Completely unprecedented, is it, Dr. Shekt? So much the worse for your world, then.

Close your eyes. Open your mind. Forget everything you think you know about a certain alien race. And meet Gabriela of Vuunyar.

Drabble. What happens when you come to "The Ugly Duckling" right after watching the brood-parasitism scenes in "The Life of Birds".

Describing the formation and first adventure of the Justice League of Hogwarts. (Hey, if you're going to do a superpowered-Harry story, do it right, that's what I say.)