Sara Bareilles is going to kill me when she finds out about this.

Crossover drabble. It runs in the family...

The untold stories of various HP characters, as they might have sounded on Paul Harvey's "The Rest of the Story".

A series of unrelated one-shots by several authors, each centering around one of the words in Douglas Adams's "dictionary of things there aren't words for yet - but there ought to be". Chapter 6: The Weasley twins go to Motspur.

Drabble. Accept no substitutes... especially not this one.

Crossover. What does it take to prevent the Death-Eater movement from ever existing? Less than you might think.

The classic rock-'n'-roll tune about Lord Voldemort, and his little bits of soul.

Drabble. Takes place at the end of the beginning-of-term banquet in OotP.

Shortly before their first banquet as Hogwarts professors, Severus Snape and Charity Burbage have an illuminating conversation.

In which a regrettably vague prophecy, a paranoid Potions master, and a platter of Mexican empanadas conspire to show yet another Defence against the Dark Arts teacher the door.

In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.

Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.

A companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.

A 100-word drabble involving Vernon Dursley and an owl.