The scream reverberated around the entirety of Central HQ causing the soldier to look up in alarm. "Holy shit! Get it off me!"

Roy was sitting at his desk. The clock ticking and ticking a rhythm that made his ears ache. His hand was moving in a repetitive motion that blurred in front of his weary eyes, glance, sign, shuffle, glance, sign, shuffle... ...-BANG! The door burst open to accommodate a very special someone and his lips twitched in a smirk. Finally some entertainment!

"I-I have a question..." The boy looked over his shoulder nervously, making him raise an eyebrow. "Well Fullmetal, spit it out, I can't be waiting here all day."

"It'll make you grow taller!" A devilish smirk spread over his features as he pushed the glass closer,"Come now Edward, I'll buy you some ice cream..."

It was what they did and they did it well. "Fuck you!" "Oh you wish!" T for mature language :3

"That other girl you couldn't save... what was her name again?" "Stop it!" "Oh yeah, Nina wasn't it?" "I SAID SHUT UP!" Rated M for gore :3

Roy pulled away, something was wrong. "Ed?" He asked very carefully. The boy looked at him, usually fierce golden eyes wide and fearful, something was very very wrong.

"Go," his cold voice trembled and the prince saw the moonlight reflected off his teary golden eyes,"you're not allowed to be here."

"If you're trying to be my dad you're doing a shit job of it," Ed finished before turning and walking out of the door

Two empty glasses glinted in the light...