In which yet another apocalypse descends upon planet Earth, and Dean Winchester is so not amused. It's going to take a hella lot of pie to calm him down this time. Humanity, seriously. Dean yells at inanimate objects, Sam needs to chill, the bartender is out of a movie, and where the hell is that angel? Oh, and zombies are seriously ugly.
You know that moment when you feel like repeatedly banging your head against a wall? That's it. On one hand, you have the suicidal, friendless, bullied teen who is failing all his classes. On another, you have the closet musician with a keen mind who happens to be one of the world's best hackers. Now, what to do when an off-grid CIA Agent discovers you? And, is all what it seems?
Two muggles suddenly find themselves at Hogwarts for some unknown reason, other than maybe a show? What? They try to logic it out, but things are just weird and don't add up. Is that a dragon? Ed and Nick were a bit screwed. One-shot.
She couldn't believe it, but at the same time it made so much sense. She was a witch. And not only that, but everyone seems to be hiding something from her. Why do they treat her so coldly? Who is You-Know-Who? What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Growing up on the streets of London had taught her many things, and one of them is not to trust easily. Fem!Harry Mute Swearing Slytherin
"Nation Personifications are like wolves."
"About 140 years ago, the world went to hell. Yep. That about sums it up. A century and a half-ish years ago, the world went from the way you and I know it, to complete and utter chaos. And the worst part yet? No one saw it coming."
It's been years since anyone bothered to remember Gilbert's birthday, and, honestly, he also stopped caring. But not this birthday, no. This year, Gilbert was actually going to make an effort to make himself happy, maybe truly laugh for the first time in a long time, none of that Kesese crap. It was his birthday, dammit, and he was going to enjoy it!
12 Days of Christmas, War style! In 1998, Wizards were heard singing this song as an act of defiance and hope for the future. It summarizes every single difficulty that they went through. This is only the song, and currently typing a story to go with it. Tell me your opinion please!