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Harry is sitting in a table with hermione, when he notices something is wrong he "drops" His quill to check. only to realize it's taking way too long to pick it up...

Learn some untold Facts about HP Characters!

Basically Harry potter and the Sorcerer's Stone but edited as to include drugs, sex, etc. This story is rated T, but future stories will be rated M - MA Depending on Chapter. just a heads-up. Otherwise, Enjoy!

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A Story About Hermione and a Rapper. What Happens when bookworm meets swag? Read to find out. Rated M For Graphic Violence and Sexual Moments

Hermione's Feet Anyone?

Here we go. Another awesome story! So in this story, there are some surprises, it's not all just about sex. In this story, we talk about harry's sex life - something that wasn't portrayed in the films or books. BTW, I have become smarter, so expect some exquisite writing.

Harry is in 5th year with his 2 other friends, Ron and Hermione. Harry has been going through a lot lately, from seeing cedric get killed to nobody believing him with the whole 'voldemort is back'. Hermione and Dumbledore do. The Bookworm knows a lot, but little did harry know she knows how to pleasure someone. Moral of the Story: Never Underestimate Nerds.

Once they say the bright lights of New York they got Excited... "Woah... This is bigger than london!" Ron Said. Hermione would have answered back, but she too was mesmerized by the bright lights of New York City. They pulled into the nearest airport and once they landed, the car stretched itself back to normal and disappeared all in one movement. they all fell out of the car.

Harry saw You know who, but no one believes he's Back. Meanwhile, things are getting spicy at hogwarts. People are fucking/getting fucked more than ever, people are falling in love, magical people act like muggles, and the owl exams are coming up.

As Harry Potter begins 2nd Year, Strange things start happening, students get petrified, they almost get killed by a tree, and harry is starting to develop some feelings for...