In which the ministry forces a makeover upon Severus Snape and Hermione Granger must race against time to save the world. ON HIATUS: check out my new story which I'm determined to finish, "Bloodstream" Dr/H

One auspicious letter. One final school year. One bloody surprise in the form of Harry ugh Potter. Draco Malfoy knew that having his sentence reduced to nothing in exchange for returning to Hogwarts for an 8th year was a one time opportunity that he couldn't afford to pass up, but Merlin's balls! Was he destined to have to deal with Harry Potter's meddling for the rest of his life?

Curtain Calls don't occur until the story's finished being told. For Hermione Granger and other war survivors, the true story has only just begun.

Hermione appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, as sober as a judge. The only outward signs betraying her were the facts that her hips were actually beginning to move with the music and a slight flush had appeared on her cheeks.

She'd never noticed how grey his eyes were before. Not until it was too late.