Where Naruto has terrible friends who enjoy to see him struggle (not really). It's for a good cause, though. High School AU Kakanaru

Neuro gives Yako a present, and Yako is torn between her stomach and her mind. (A sequel to A quick guide to the mating habits of demonic birds and the such.)

Danny's Hunt leads him to a warehouse, and it looks like Fate isn't on the blue skinned ghost's side tonight.

Neuro starts acting weird. Yako is understandably freaked out.

Danny is born with a curious ability, not that his mother is too concerned (there weren't even extra limbs!), and a curious life awaits him as the son of a Night Valian, school pariah and future half-ghost. Not that he knows the last part.

Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual fuck is going on.

Where Naruto wakes up in bed with Hatake Sakumo. Wait, what the fuck? (Set in the Paradox Dad universe.)

There's not much to say about the Proto-Portal Incident, except that it ruined his life, took Maddie away from him and that it's all Jack's fault. And now he's dying. Trans!Vlad.

It was a common misconception that Jinchuurikis' bodies were healed from every wound or illness by their Bijuu.

The Second Hokage is determined in assigning this mission to the blond time-traveler. Naruto is not amused. Time-travel.

Sometimes, human fragility wins resilience. From there, it's a path downwards.

Sam has finally finished her spell, and now there's only the last steps to take before everything is done and she can go back to play.

Vlad accepts the three-way arrangement just for Maddie. This changes along the way, though.

Kurama comes out of his self-imposed (sulking) isolation, and finds Naruto making pancakes...Oookay?

Night Vale loves Cecil, the way a blind child loves the mother or father who takes time of their lives to explain the beauty of a sunrise.

He loses control, and somebody else pays for it.

Naruto is beginning to regret ever bragging to the Bijuu about his stamina (or at least he's doing that in the little intervals he can think coherently in between all the sex and mind-numbing pleasure).

Jack Fenton doesn't expect to meet Phantom after Maddie's burial. Danny...Danny doesn't expect to learn what he does.

Kakashi had a stalker in the form of a six years old child hellbent in making his life miserable. Murder was being considered.

Being the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune has some interesting...side-effects. Kakashi's in for a hell of a ride.