A poem/fansong from the point of view of a younger sibling addressing their older brother. WARNING: Incest is the main theme, so if that squicks you, don't read this!

Johanna and company are back for their second year! This story contains the following: randomness, Actor!Fred and Actress!Johanna, a ton of minor OCs, Charli insisting that she is, in fact, NOT a hobbit, and song lyrics. Oh yeah, and a life-changing event. All that and more, right here! Warning-violence and mild language. It is advised to read the first story in this series. Enjoy!

What if Harry Potter had a sister? Well, meet Johanna Lily Potter. She's best friends with the Weasley twins. This just kinda popped into my head and I couldn't get it out. This mostly just introduces you to Johanna and her personality. Don't worry, there'll be a whole series and it's better than it sounds!